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Peace Was Never an Option!

Peace Was Never an Option!

Forget adorable tea parties and fuzzy adventures on hamster wheels. Meet Chompers, the hamster who traded sunflower seeds for switchblades and turned "awww" into "oh crap." He may look like a cuddly ball of fluff, but underneath that fur beats a heart of pure, ruthless pragmatism. Peace talks? Nah, his vocabulary starts and ends with "squeak" and "stab." World domination? Maybe not the whole world, but your sock drawer? Absolutely. So go ahead, underestimate him. Just remember, when you wake up to find your favorite cheese replaced with a threatening note scribbled in peanut butter, you'll know one thing for sure: with Chompers around, peace was never even a hamster whisper.

This t-shirt is the perfect blend of style and comfort. With its eye-catching design and soft, breathable fabric, you'll be sure to turn heads wherever you go. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands around town, or hanging out with friends, this shirt is the perfect way to show off your playful side and make a statement.

So why wait? Add this one-of-a-kind "Peace Was Never an Option!" t-shirt to your collection today and get ready to get noticed!

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. 

- Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

- No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. 

- The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

- The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.

- The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. 

SIZING
Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length, in
S: 17.99 | 28.00 | 7.24
M: 20.00 | 29.00 | 7.76
L: 21.97 | 30.00 | 8.23
XL: 23.98 | 31.00 | 8.74
2XL: 25.98 |32.00 |9.25
3XL: 27.99 | 33.00 | 9.76
4XL: 30.04 | 35.00 | 10.24
5XL: 31.97 | 36.00 | 10.75

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

RETURN and EXCHANGE POLICIES
At our store, we have a strict policy that all of our products are made to order, including size, color, and design. Therefore, we do not accept cancellations, even if the order was placed recently. Additionally, returns or exchanges are only accepted if there is an error on our part.

In the event that you receive a damaged or incorrect item, please contact us immediately with photographic evidence, and we will do our best to make it right. This may include replacing the item, exchanging it for a different item, or providing a refund.

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